OKAY BEFORE YOU BEGIN TO LAUGH YOUR PATHETIC HUMAN GRUB FUCKING ASSES OFF, LET ME MAKE ONE THING CLEAR TO YOU. I AM THE LEADER OF THIS TUMBLARG. THIS WAS MINE AND ONLY MINE IDEA. SO IF SOMEONE ATTEMPTS TO TELL YOU OTHERWISE, SOMEONE GOING BY THE NAME OF THOLLUX, THEY ARE A FUCKING LIAR. THIS IS GOING TO BE AN ASK/ WHAT WE DO IN OUR RANDOM TIME DURING CONVENTIONS AND JUST IN GENERAL HOMESTUCK BLOG, SO FEEL FREE TO HIT US UP AND ASK WHATEVER FUCKING QUESTION YOUR HORRIBLY PATHETIC LITTLE MIND CAN POTENTIALLY FATHOM. NOW I’M GOING TO HAND THE REIGNS OVER TO SAID PATHETIC BASTARD MENTIONED EARLIER AND HE CAN ATTEMPT TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAS JUST BEEN STATED IN A MORE DILUTED MANNER. UNTIL THEN FUCKASSES.

COME AT ME FUCKASSES

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That came to our livestream! It was a lot of fun to interact with all of you. Thanks for all the questions and we really hope we were able to brighten your night. 

-Karkat and Sollux

mesitka:

TG: now repeat after me princess vantas
TG: sir strider is the best knight his swag knows no bounds
TG: oooh mister strider oh oh youre so cool i shall proceed to swoon now
TG: since you protected my lame ass that got his leg mangled first five seconds into the fight
CG: BULGEWHIFFS WITH BIG BLEEDING GASHES ON THEIR TORSO SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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wow this looks so incredibly fugly resized ew ewww
anyway
promised davekat
didn’t promise quality
hehehehe >:]

mesitka:

TG: now repeat after me princess vantas

TG: sir strider is the best knight his swag knows no bounds

TG: oooh mister strider oh oh youre so cool i shall proceed to swoon now

TG: since you protected my lame ass that got his leg mangled first five seconds into the fight

CG: BULGEWHIFFS WITH BIG BLEEDING GASHES ON THEIR TORSO SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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wow this looks so incredibly fugly resized ew ewww

anyway

promised davekat

didn’t promise quality

hehehehe >:]

(via fuckyeahdavekarkat)

Source: mesitka

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OKAY, I KNOW NO ONE IS PROBABLY READING THIS, SINCE EVERYONE’S PROBABLY SLEEPING LIKE I SHOULD BE, IT DOESN’T REALLY MATTER WHAT I SAY. I’M EXHAUSTED. I WISH I COULD FUCKING SLEEP AND GET THAT CRAZY PSYCHOPATHIC SHIT SPONGE OUT OF MY THINK PAN. WAY TO GO KARKAT, OVERTHINKING THE SITUATION AS USUAL AND NOW YOU CAN’T POSSIBLY SLEEP. TO TOP IT OFF, IT’S FUCKING RAINING TOO. AS IF MY NIGHT WASN’T ALREADY BAD ENOUGH. LET’S ADD RAIN ON TOP OF THAT. RAIN AND INSOMNIA A TROLL’S FUCKING DREAM COME TRUE. I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEE HIM. I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM. IT FEELS LIKE I’M GOING INSANE OVER HERE.. OH GOG. CREEPY NOISE IN THE BACKGROUND. GAMZEE IS THAT YOU?! FUCK IT. I’M HIDING UNDER MY BLANKETS AND PRETENDING TO BE ASLEEP. BAD THINGS CAN’T GET YOU IF YOU PRETEND TO BE ASLEEP.

ALSO NO ONE RESPOND TO THIS MEMO BECAUSE I WILL BAN YOUR ASS. AUGH. BED. FUCKING BED.

-KARKAT

[carcinogeneticist has closed this memo]

[12.12.2011] Blind Sollux, Sober Gamzee, Regular Sollux and Karkat 

[12.12.2011] Blind Sollux, Sober Gamzee, Regular Sollux and Karkat 

[12.12.2011] In which Karkat and Dave go on a hate date. Red Romance anyone? 

[12.12.2011] In which Karkat and Dave go on a hate date. Red Romance anyone? 

[12.12.2011] In which Karkat is mortified for Sollux placing a human “Happy Birthday” sign on his head. 

[12.12.2011] In which Karkat is mortified for Sollux placing a human “Happy Birthday” sign on his head. 

[12.11.2011 Christmastuck meet up] GOG. YOU’RE EVEN WORSE THAN THE HUMAN EGBERT. 

[12.11.2011 Christmastuck meet up] GOG. YOU’RE EVEN WORSE THAN THE HUMAN EGBERT. 

thesexybitch:

skrilladex:

wafflewar:

Christmastuck was a huge success :o) I am the christmas!Gamzee
REBLOB W/ WHO YOU ARE???

I wasn’t in this picture but I was the half-assed Christmas Terezi!

I was the creeper nepeta!!!!

I was the Karkat and my best friend was the Sollux. XD

thesexybitch:

skrilladex:

wafflewar:

Christmastuck was a huge success :o) I am the christmas!Gamzee

REBLOB W/ WHO YOU ARE???

I wasn’t in this picture but I was the half-assed Christmas Terezi!

I was the creeper nepeta!!!!

I was the Karkat and my best friend was the Sollux. XD

(via britchesbetrippin)